What Dreams May Come

Okay, not to reference the book or movie...just my nightly adventures!  Most of my friends and family know that I have WILD dreams on a regular basis...add pregnancy to that and that just get Ka-razier!  Holy Moly!  Some nights I actually look forward to what adventure may happen and other nights I dread the craziness!  Also, most nights I can track my dreams to what I've watched, read, or done lately.  Not so much these days!  Now it is full on wack-a-mole craziness happening in my brain.  If some scientist could ever figure out how to put a USB port in my brain to allow people to "plug in" they would be highly entertained...and maybe a little scared.  Here are some highlights:

Lately I've been dreaming about kittens.  Seriously?  Kittens?  I am highly allergic to cats!  HIGHLY so I stay as far away from them as possible.  Not because I'm not an animal person and not because I don't like them but because I physically can't be around them...so get this: 

One night I dreamed that I was eating kittens...with chopsticks.  It was like it was totally normal.  I had a takeout box of rice on the left and a box of kittens on the right and I was going to town eating my rice and kittens.  I remember picking up one and thinking, "Oh, you're too fluffy and fat.  You won't go down well."  And I put it back in the box and proceeded to eat some rice instead.  So, now I want to go eat some Japanese but seriously, what were the kittens about? 

The very next night I dreamed that one of my favorite kids wanted to give me a kitten.  He lives on a farm and they have lots of animals and I dreamed that he told his dad he wanted to give me a kitten and when I got to work they were waiting on me and they gave me this kitten.  I didn't tell them I was allergic (or that apparently I now eat them) or that I don't want a cat in the house and that cats aren't good for babies (right?).  I took the kitten and loved it and took it home to be my pet.  Okay...

Then last night I dreamed that a good friend in Memphis had me be a bridesmaid in a wedding for a girl I didn't know.  The intended bridesmaid couldn't be in the wedding and I was the only person that she could think of that would fit in the dress and I could still fit in the dress but the whole time we tried to hide the fact that I was pregnant...and my parents knew the bride's family but I didn't.  It was SO strange! And then the bride was wearing this necklace and we all thought it was gorgeous costume (fake) jewelry...and it turns out that it was REAL and it was worth Billions.  Even the bride didn't know it was real until a wedding guest told her.  It was just all so bizarre. 

All my dreams are so bizarre!  Of course, I guess I am, too!